Dear Fifty Shades Trilogy, I never want you to end. Even though I'm only on the second book and about 5 chapters in I know I will read you like a mad woman this weekend to see what happens next.
Dear Bachelors Program, I haven't even been accepted into you and you've already gotten me stress!
Dear Job Interviewer, Thank you for interview. I didn't really like it when you told me you couldn't hire me because you didn't think I'd be up and have a ride at 5 am because I don't have a car. That isn't the case, I've always had a ride to work. =(
Dear Sister, I love you. But you drive me Coo Coo Ca Choo! (yes it's a real phrase....ask The Beatles.) I made you a lovely sandwich, a bag of Doritos, and place Cosmic Brownie in your lunch box and took it to you in the MIDDLE of the day for your lunch and you yell at me cause you didn't want to go get if from the office between classes!!!!
P.S. She sent me a sorry text after I made her feel horrible because I pointed out all the wonderful things I do for that girl. =)
Dear Minute Maid Lemonade, I'm glad you came out with Lemonade that only has 15 calories and 0 WW Points. This made me a very happy girl.
Dear Dentist, Your office staff made my teeth nice and clean yesterday with my 6 month cleaning. However, I do not like it when you tell me I may have to have a root canal done if my tooth doesn't get it's act together on top of all that other work that needs to be done on my teeth.
Yours Truly,
Abney
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